5Dec/091
Oh bugs.
Oh bugs.
Oh bugs, why must you bite me so?
There are many other tasty things on this beach
Such as coconuts.
Coconuts are tasty, and there are a lot.
But possibly not enough coconuts to go around,
Judging by the number of bite marks on my feet,
So you may have to share. Also dogs.
There are far too many dogs on the beach.
Please bite them instead.
Sincerely,
Ben
Oh bugs, why must you bite me so?
There are many other tasty things on this beach
Such as coconuts.
Coconuts are tasty, and there are a lot.
But possibly not enough coconuts to go around,
Judging by the number of bite marks on my feet,
So you may have to share. Also dogs.
There are far too many dogs on the beach.
Please bite them instead.
Sincerely,
Ben
December 5th, 2009 - 20:47
Awww haha. I’m sorry. But you’ll be back in London soon! Where it’s raining like… 24/7